No, streets put me through colleges Be all you can be, true, but the problem is Dream only a dream if work don’t follow it Remind me of the homies that used to know me, now follow this I’ll tell you my hypothesis, I’m probably just way too loyal K Dizzle will do it for you, my niggas think I’m a god Truthfully all of ‘em spoiled, usually you’re never charged But somethin’ came over you once I took you to the fuckin’ BET Awards You lookin’ at artists’ like the harvests So many Rollies around you and you want all of them Somebody told me you thinkin’ ‘bout snatchin’ jewelry I should’ve listened when my grandmama said to me Fuck am I ‘posed to do when I’m lookin’ at walkin’ licks?
If I was the president I’d pay my mama’s rent Free my homies and them Bulletproof my Chevy doors Lay in the White House and get high, Lord Who ever thought? Zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom, Zoom, Zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom, Zoom, Zoom Shit Life can be like a box of chocolate Quid pro quo, somethin’ for somethin’, that’s the obvious Oh shit, flow’s so sick, don’t you swallow it Bitin’ my style, you’re salmonella poison positive I can just alleviate the rap industry politics Milk the game up, never lactose intolerant The last remainder of real shit, you know the obvious Me, scholarship?
A: YOLO SWAGGINS Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer?
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placed Kendrick as an observer — not yet ready to put himself and his thoughts out there for public consumption. You preached in front of 100,000 but never reached her I fuckin’ tell you, you fuckin’ failure — you ain’t no leader!
But now, we are invited inside the mind of a man whose ideals and thoughts are continually adapting and reacting to the external forces put upon him. He places a responsibility on himself to survive but to also ensure the survival of his listeners.*The annotations are located in the comments because Medium does not yet have a true ability to footnote documents.*Tracklist:1. I never liked you, forever despise you — I don’t need you!
I mean, you’re just going through your emails or texts. There are many people who use texts the way I use emails – to send frequent communication throughout the day that suffices as a conversation. There’s no time investment, emotional investment, or true information exchange that comes with a series of back and forth one-liners. You deserve more than that, and you can get it – with the right guy.
I don’t want to hurt their feelings, but this is crazy to me! When we look specifically at the use of cellphones during dating, I’ve frequently stated that texts largely signify one thing: “I don’t want to talk to you; if I did, I would be calling you right now.” I might have to revise that statement. Quite conceivably, a man can be texting with five different women at the same time and none of them will know the difference. Otherwise, he’s gonna keep you as one of a half-dozen women on his low-investment texting roster.
A: "Sorry, I'm a little short" Q: Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? Q: What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? A: Short changed Q: What is the definition of "pissed off"?
I had to switch to midget porn, half the bandwidth...
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice? So the one midget is in his bed and he can't get it up and he hears his friend going 1..2..3..
I wouldn’t even want to know what he thinks is appropriate to send to you after he finally meets you.
I allow for many mistakes in the early phases of dating, but think that a penis text is a perfectly reasonable reason to dismiss a guy.