The ads said that English was a must, but Afrikaans was a big plus, so we tried getting someone who spoke Afrikaans to call and… They immediately told us that the job was for a sex chat line and invited us to come down to Uvongo for an interview.
When Charlie met our undercover call centre lady he said that she had such a lovely voice that he was sure she would be the size of a house, which he assured her wasn’t a problem.
“We found an ad on Gumtree looking for debt collectors and ladies with good phone voices.
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from. (What Funeral) The one where MY BALLZ drop dead in your mouth I'm not a dick in real life, but I'll play one in your vagina tonight! Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory. I'm not skinny, I'm ribbed for your her pleasure Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls. I would tell you a joke about my penis...its too long ;) I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it?
One of our journalists called and, in her sexiest voice, asked if the position was still available.
The response: ‘No sorry, it’s been taken.’ We tried again a week later and had the same response, ‘Nope, nothing available.’ This seemed strange, so we tried a different tactic.
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
I'll give you the D later." I heard you got a boyfriend, but girl don't try & pretend, like you don't want this dick all the way in.